La femme d'expat
La femme d’expat est assez silencieuse. Le soir, au dîner, elle écoute son mari qui lui parle de son travail. Pendant la journée, elle apprend un peu d’hindi et va acheter des tapis du Cachemire 100% soie avec son chauffeur dans son gros 4x4 diplomatique. La femme d’expat est environ 148 fois cocue. Le sait-elle ? Elle arrive difficilement à cacher le fait qu’elle regrette son travail de prof qu’elle avait en France. La femme d’expat a des amies cocues qu’elle a rencontrées dans des associations de femmes d’expat qui s’emmerdent un peu aussi, il faut bien l’avouer. La femme d’expat est un hanneton : inoffensif, inutile, gentil, moche, triste, facile à écraser.

14 Comments:
Ah enfin un peu d'esprit de Noël!!
bah oui mais il doit bien y avoir des femmes d'expat qui baisent d'autres expat. car sinon le serpent se mort la queue. Ah moins nous diras tu que l'expat se tape des indiennes? souviens toi de cecilia qui en avait marre d'etre coccufiée par nicolas sarkozy elle a décidé de le cocufier de son coté. Au fait tu t'es déjà tapé une femme d'expat (trip de faire le toyboy)?
Je me tape la femme de l'ambassadeur, mais c'est confidentiel ! D'ailleurs, je ne vais pas écrire trop longtemps car j'écris ce commentaire depuis le bureau de son mari qui peut rentrer à tout instà$*p##f
what model of 4x4?
En général, Toyota Qualis
hmmm...only a toyota? well then, i would have to say the situation isn't worth the degradation. if your husband is cheating on you, that should at least earn you a lexus, don't you think?
Je ne trouve pas cela très amusant.
B. Heulin
The social scale of car brands is entirely new here for me.
The Qualis probably represents something in Delhi that I still didn't discovered.
Ca c'est du post! mdr
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courage, std girl. i mean, adrien seems nice enough. by the way adrien, if it would help, i would be willing to apologize to mme. heulin for my obnoxious commentary. she should know that you in no way condone my blatant materialism nor can you be held in any way responsible for my insensitive inqueries. i am american and therefore inherently lacking decorum and discretion. i would hate for these posts to reflect poorly on you, adrien. if you are fired as a result of insulting the expat wives community, we would be deprived of your blog. this must not happen. i am now addicted. let me know if i can be of assistance. i am the daughter of the wife of an expat, i know how to talk to these women. i love your writing! if brilliance were people, you would be china. that's probably culturally inappropriate to say too, isn't it? i can't stop, it's a sickness. jeez, i only meant it as a compliment. i'll try harder to be quiet, y'all.
Don't be quiet and make as many compliments as you like. Jeez, that's great (first time I use "jeez", that's great).
I don't think the real Mme Heulin reads my blog. Anyway, that would be so smart to be fired because of a blog. I guess there's nothing as efficient to make out with french girls as being a "freedom of speech" fighter...
yeah, and being a freedom fighter is good for your carrier too, if you did get fired for that we would go on a march for you in boulevard saint germain, BHL would surely join us and you would become a hero
maybe the UN would even offer you a job to try and save their crumbling reputation
we would of course expect gratitude/money/daughters of expats in exchange for our services
actually it would be a lot of fun, why don't you go on spitting out mean comments about the ambassador's wife?
Did you realize that you could be fired just because of your chating in english on a french diplomats blog ???
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